im like 2% cute and 98% single

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Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

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if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

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