konyboy:

im like 2% cute and 98% single

(via covocal)

rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

(via cannabiiitttccchhh)

ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

(via fake-mermaid)