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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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"Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever."

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